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[Episode 9]
Hi everyone!
I am Ah-Zhai
a bad luck technical geek.
In the past few days
my girlfriend, her boyfriend and I are living happily together.
Right.
I lied.
My girlfriend changed recently.
She pissed off many guys.
She goes out to fight everyday.
I am so scared.
- Are you okay? - Yes
Go!
Not me. Not me!
No!! I don't want a life like this.
I just want a normal life!
What?
Want to fight me?
Go home and wait for me.
Goodness!
What should I do?
Help! I can't bear it!
How can a geek like me live a life like that?
I really can't handle it!
Nurse, am I dying? I can't see.
Don't move. It's not that serious.
Help!
Help.
I can't see.
[Gui Sen rice vermicelli]
[Dumplings]
What are they doing here?
Some creepy rituals?
Is this still my home?
Every day I come home, I have to face all this.
Damn.
It's over!
Adam!
- Adam! - What?
You are very cold to me these days.
If I say too much, you will think I am a nag, acting like I'm in a drama.
Those were the lines from before.
It's all over.
I am sorry.
Can you just ask Eve not to torture me anymore?
She asked me to mop the street.
The whole street!
Not with a mop!
But with rags.
I can't say it. More words, more tears.
I have ruined your life already
I can't stop you to rebuild your life.
It's what you want, right?
Besides, I warned you before.
This is the upgrade of his emotion mode.
He even can be angry with me.
You talked to him again?
Make tea.
Yes, ma'am.
My restaurant has received negative comments for four days.
It is due to the bad ingredients they provided.
Yes, they reduce our budget and force us to use dirty oil.
If I don't buy from them, he is going to raise the rent.
How evil.
The most unacceptable thing is that he doesn't provide the invoices.
This boy is a bully of the food street.
Because of his relationship with Mr. Big, he does all kinds of bad things.
He holds the market.
Who is Mr. Big?
[Mr. Big. Ranked number 233 on Forbes list]
I heard Adam was bullied by him before.
That is a limited edition!
Let's go.
You!
- Remember to mop the street. - I...
What are you going to do now?
Fight.
You shouldn't mess with Mr. Big!
He is on the Forbes list!
He can even crash you with his money.
Crash you! Crash!
Crash you!
We will finish his men first
and then him.
What should I do?
Wang Fu Gui!
Use your words.
Use your words!
How can I know Eve's changes?
Am I not your talented angel?
Shut up!
I tell you even the food street is not enough for her.
She is making trouble with Mr. Big.
That one who is on the Forbes list?
Yes!
I warn you I will die miserably.
And you are going to die with me!
What else do you want me to do?
I didn't even ask the money back.
Look what you have done, and you want money?
It's you!
You broke my Eve!
Give me back my little rabbit, my angel
and send that horrible woman warrior away!
My dear it is not that easy, okay?
The reason why Eve became such a warrior
is because the hard disk in her body has some data as a warrior.
It is like your computer should read Disk C, yet it reads Disk D.
The only solution I can think of is
to restart it and make her read Disk C again.
How?
There is no power button.
Wait, let me look into it.
Just do it.
I don't know if I should say this.
Say it.
- You got a really dark eye-circle. - I was mopping the street whole night!
[Many hours later...]
Done!
How?
It is said the power button is in her mouth.
How can I press it since it is in her mouth?
She is a female warrior now!
Why are you thinking about fighting her?
The button is in her mouth.
This is a benefit given to you by the screen writer!
You should know that
it is obvious that you should kiss her!
Kissing!
I really despise the brains of leading characters like you.
Go... go in.
Is he enjoying it?
Fu Gui.
Wang Fu Gui.
Stop!
Oh my goodness.
What took you so long?
Go back to your room.
Now.
I'm not playing this game anymore.
I'm leaving now.
The most regretful thing I did is lending you that 20,000 yuan.
Wang Fu Gui!
There is another one!
Why are you pissing her off?
You ask me?
Haven't you been watching on the sidelines and making fun of me?
I thought you wouldn't say a word even if I die.
It will hurt a little, be strong.
I am strong! Strong.
I tried!
What can I do now?
Changing Eve's setting by force would result in this.
I thought you were prepared.
Oh, my goodness.
Why am I so unlucky?
I live in hell every day.
LUV robot?
One is torturing me every day
and one is teasing me every day.
I bought a king and a queen!
I am not teasing you.
Because of the emotion mode update
I am so angry at you for changing Eve by force.
That's why I'm ignoring it, when she's torturing you.
But I didn't know she would be so harsh.
Don't worry.
I will protect you from now on.
- Then will you help me deal with Eve? - Yes.
Then can you help me to bring her back?
How?
The reset button is in her mouth. Kiss her and problem solved.
I'm hopeless now.
But you still have a chance. You can succeed.
So you're asking me to kiss Eve?
I made a sacrifice too, okay? Please.
What is happening in my heart can fill a whole TV series.
But since the situation is like this now
we can set those aside.
Okay?
But I don't like Eve.
But Eve likes you.
Now only you can help me.
You see, I can't live this life anymore.
Would you kiss a person you don't like?
Yes!
Just pretend. It's men's talent.
Then you kiss me first.
Kiss you?
No.
Just pretend.
It's men's talent.
No!
You see?
You can't kiss a person you don't like.
Just like me, I can't kiss Eve.
I beg you.
It's not about begging or not.
I won't kiss her just like you won't kiss me.
I know.
But...
There is no "but".
Don't make machine do what you don't do.
I am not going to kiss her.
My hero!
Save me!
I am really going to die.
Save a man's life is earning more merits than building a pagoda.
Begging me...
- I'm begging you! - Is useless.
I don't care.
You've got to save me.
Reset her.
Help me!
I told you not to let me see you "talk" with him.
Where is the KTV on Xin Yi Street? Do you know?
Ma'am!
Too fast!
Where are we going?
To destroy the devil.
Help Me!
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